Georgia thought she had put her "red-bottomosity" to rest when she finally chose Robbie the Sex God over Dave the Laugh. Anyway, Dave the Laugh is now dating her friend Ellen (which didn't stop Georgia from snogging him at a party...)
But when Dave breaks up with Ellen and the Sex God is never around, Georgia doesn't know what to do! As always, in Georgia's life, nothing ever turns out as planned!
Hello, my gorgey little chums.
It's me here writing to you once again from the seat of civilization (and no, I do not mean the lavatory...or rest room as you lot alarmingly call it). What I mean is I am writing to you from my bedroom to welcome you to another exciting(ish) diary of my fabulous life [hyperlink to Dancing in My Nuddy Pants page]. Within these pages I run the gamut of emotions from A to -- er -- C, with just a dash of heavy snogging. You will laugh, you will cry, you will plead that you have a headache, but you know in the end you will have to read my book. And so you should, because as you know by now I am a naturally shy person and not one to dance around in the nuddy-pants for no good reason. Besides, it has taken me minutes...er...no, hours to write this diary for your enjoymentosity.
I do it only because I love you.
P.S. I mean this with deepest sinceriosity.
P.P.S. Which is not an easy thing to say. You try it and see.
P.P.P.S. Some complete fool (my vati) says that in Hamburger-a-gogo land "fanny" means bottom. This can't possibly be true. Teeheeee heeee.
P.P.P.P.S. It is true, isn't it?
P.P.P.P.P.S. Do you know what "fanny" means in English?
P.P.P.P.P.P.S. I do; however it is a secret I will take with me to the grave.
Possibly.
Georgia...
